The Perks of Being A Book-Nerd | Going to The Movies

If you are in love with books, like I am, this can cause some awkward and funny situations. So I’ve compiled a list of a few situations (slightly dramatised, I must admit) that you might relate to as a book worm.

I was actually going to write a discussion today but I kind of forgot, so forgive me and enjoy this very different post! I did a similar one a few months ago which you can find here.

// The “Going to The Movie” Edition //

Other person: “Have you seen it? There’s a movie coming out, [name of movie]”
Me: “Isn’t that based on a book? I think I read it / heard of it.”
Other person: “Oh. I don’t know, I don’t read books.”
Me: *stares at other person in shock*

Other person: “Hey, do you want to go see [name of movie]?
Me: “Uhm, sorry, I can’t.”
Other person: “Oh some other time then?”
Me: “Uhhm actually… I haven’t read the book on which it is based yet so I can’t go.”

Me: “I can’t wait to watch [name of movie], it’s based off on one of my favourite books!”
Also me (three months after movie came out): *hasn’t watched the movie because of fear that it doesn’t hold up to expectations*

(I still haven’t watched Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children… and I love the book but argh expectations.)

Me: *watches movie with other person*
Me:  You know in the book the character actually does [continues to complain and discuss differences]
Other person: *tries to hint that they want to continue watching without interruptions*
Me: *continues talking*
Other person: *slightly annoyed* I’m trying to watch a movie here
Me: Oh *suddenly quiet and tries not to say anything during the entire movie and fails miserably*

Do you relate?

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The Perks Of Being A Book-Nerd | Going to the Library/Bookstore

If you are in love with books, like I am, this can cause some awkward and funny situations. So I’ve compiled a list of a few situations (slightly dramatised, I must admit) that you might relate to as a book worm.

// The “Going to The Library/Bookstore” Edition //

Me: *pets book in bookstore because it’s so pretty*

Me: *stares at bookstore in admiration*
Me to self: “No. You are not going in there.”
Me to self: “But but but please!”
Me to self: “No.”
Me to self: “Aww come on! Only for five minutes!”
Me to self: “Okay. Five minutes and not a second more!”
Me: *walks out of bookstore half an hour later*

Me: *goes to bookstore / library with other person*
Me: *picks up book* *stares at it in admiration*
Other person: Have you read it?
Me: Yes omg it’s so good you should read it and it’s about this girl and she is [endless rambling about how much I love the book.]
Other person: *silently backs away*

Me: *goes to library*
Me: *picks up book*
Me: omg I need this
Me: *picks up another book*
Me: this one too
Me: oh and this one
Me: and this and this and this and this
Me: I can’t carry all these books that ridiculous. I should leave half of them here.
Me: I CAN’T CHOOSE, they’re all so precious!
Me: *Brings all of them home.*

Do you relate?